Sunday, January 10, 2010

Have you...

Have you...ever been at the beach in one of those kind of sun/sand/sea induced fugues and wandered up to your husband, put your arm around him and at that very same time realised that the waist you are putting your bikini clad self against is a lot squishier and whiter than the waist your husband had only a minute or two ago? And then have you ever pretended that it wasn't you who just wrapped yourself around a complete stranger?

Happy New Year. I'm back.


  1. No... I haven't... :-)

  2. I patted Albies brother on the bum once, thinking he was Albie - very embarrassing at a family function !

  3. Ha! I bet he thought "she's been wanting to do that from the moment we met"